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SUB
TUB NEWS
MV Muff Diver Launches
The
MV Muff Diver, registered in Baghdad launched on
September 9th 2006. It is expected to arrive in
the North Sea around September 14th 2006, <more> |
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STAFF
APPOINTMENTS
Captain Ramsey Cockinner
Captain Cockinner
also budding DJ 'Rivet' launches the MV
Muff Diver with Crew;
Raving Faggot, Howie Feltersnatch, Dick Hertz,
Phil McRevis, Ben Dover, Hans Downerpantz,
Justin Cider and Buster Muffinhalf.
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PROMOTIONAL
PREVIEW
Listen to Sub Tub 171 Promo
In AM Quality
LISTEN HERE
Test
Transmission
LISTEN HERE
Launch Party
LISTEN HERE
FACTOIDS
The MV Muff Diver is a nuclear powered submarine
capable of staying submerged for 6 months at a
time.
The MV Muff Diver was stolen from Saddam Hussein
in 2004
Sub Tub 171 uses a submergible SFA (Submergible
Field Antenna) |
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FROM THE
DEPTHS OF THE NORTH SEA....
A NEW STATION DIVING TO LEVELS OTHER STATIONS HAVE
NOT BEEN TOO! |
Sub Tub 171
NEWS
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Radiation
Rabbits Sent To Attack GCAP Bosses
RadioRabitts Attack!
Captain
Cockinner launched one of the first 'secret
weapons' earlier today. A small dinghy
with four RadiRabbits have been sent to the
shores of the UK to attack GCAP Drones. The
rabbits had been Radiated as embryos and have
mutated in a a vicious nasty killing machine,
Four have been initially released, 1 male and 3
females RadiRabitts. Within 3 months they'll be
50 and within a year maybe up to 500 cleaning
the UK of GCAP Drones.
DTI Send Bath
Tub To Monitor Sub

Royal Navy
Says 'Hello'
In a
pathetic attempt to scare / monitor the MV Muff
Diver, the DTI sent the Dioptric Surveyor to
scare the Muff Diver off. At midnight last
night, Cockinner sent an Electro Magnetic Pulse
over the small ship and wiped out all
electrical equipment including nav systems and
communications. The DTI ship had until mid-day
today to leave the area or the Muff Diver was
to launch an attack using ballistic missiles.
The Dioptric Surveyor left towards Southend a
little before mid-day today
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In pursuit of the MV Muff Diver, the Royal Navy
shit themselves as a the nuclear powered sub
went Red Alert.
As the
MV Muff Diver came up to surface today (14th
Sept 2006) A Royal navy Aircraft Carrier
pursued the sub as the Muff Diver's crew
performed a mooney at them. Captain Cockinner
ordered all tubes to be flooded and to arm one
of the 10 nuclear missles on board. The Navy
ship soon buggered off.

Cash Donation will save web site
Today,
14th Sept 2006, a generous anonymous person
donated a considerable amount of cash for Sub
Tub 171 to maintain it's own web site and audio
stream. Captain Cockinner announced on the
message board today <HERE>
The new
permanent web site will be announced here in
the next week or so. Sub Tub 171 will also be
able to stream 24/7

Dry Dock, The MV Allah Akbed soon becomes the
MV Muff Diver
MV Muff
Diver before she was taken by Captain Cockinner
and his crew in Dry Dock un Um Quasar,
Iraq. At the time the sub had just had the
paint work finished when the crew in the early
hours of the morning launch the sub and set off
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