Radiation Rabbits Sent To Attack GCAP Bosses

RadioRabitts Attack!

 Captain Cockinner launched one of the first 'secret weapons' earlier today.  A small dinghy with four RadiRabbits have been sent to the shores of the UK to attack GCAP Drones. The rabbits had been Radiated as embryos and have mutated in a a vicious nasty killing machine, Four have been initially released, 1 male and 3 females RadiRabitts. Within 3 months they'll be 50 and within a year maybe up to 500 cleaning the UK of GCAP Drones.

DTI Send Bath Tub To Monitor Sub

Royal Navy Says 'Hello'

In a pathetic attempt to scare / monitor the MV Muff Diver, the DTI sent the Dioptric Surveyor to scare the Muff Diver off. At midnight last night, Cockinner sent an Electro Magnetic Pulse over the small ship and wiped out all electrical equipment including nav systems and communications. The DTI ship had until mid-day today to leave the area or the Muff Diver was to launch an attack using ballistic missiles. The Dioptric Surveyor left towards Southend a little before mid-day today

    In pursuit of the MV Muff Diver, the Royal Navy shit themselves as a the nuclear powered sub went Red Alert.

As the MV Muff Diver came up to surface today (14th Sept 2006) A Royal navy Aircraft Carrier pursued the sub as the Muff Diver's crew performed a mooney at them. Captain Cockinner ordered all tubes to be flooded and to arm one of the 10 nuclear missles on board. The Navy ship soon buggered off.

    Cash Donation will save web site

Today, 14th Sept 2006, a generous anonymous person donated a considerable amount of cash for Sub Tub 171 to maintain it's own web site and audio stream. Captain Cockinner announced on the message board today <HERE>

The new permanent web site will be announced here in the next week or so. Sub Tub 171 will also be able to stream 24/7

   Dry Dock, The MV Allah Akbed soon becomes the MV Muff Diver

MV Muff Diver before she was taken by Captain Cockinner and his  crew in Dry Dock un Um Quasar, Iraq. At the time the sub had just had the paint work finished when the crew in the early hours of the morning launch the sub and set off in her.